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How To: Smoke On A Gas Grill. The . Given that a lot of my recipes involve smoking, it's long past time for me to help y'all get your smoke on. Just because you only own a gas grill doesn't mean that smoking is beyond you. While it's true that a gas grill will never give you that true barbecue flavor that you get from charcoal and/or wood, with a little effort you can get fairly close. Here I'll share several ways to take your gas grill to the next level. First we need to address wood. In a future post I'll cover what woods go best with what foods, but for now you just need to know that chips are your friend.

Various kinds of wood chips are readily available throughout the spring and summer months at your local mega- mart or home improvement center. I recommend that you keep a bag of hickory and one fruit wood (apple or cherry) on hand pretty much year- round. Mesquite chips are also great to have on- hand for steaks and other beef cuts. When using wood chips it's very important that you soak them for a couple of hours before you plan to start cooking. Often it's hard to remember to soak the chips in advance, but they really do need to be soaked for at least an hour. Otherwise you get a very quick burst of smoke that doesn't do much. You want the chips to smolder and, you guessed it, smoke rather than catch fire and burn up quickly.

Next, we need a container that will do three things: Restrict the air flow (so the chips don't catch fire and burn up)Contain the ash. Allow you to move the chips so that they don't burn too quickly. There are many ways to handle this. You can go store- bought, or you can go DIY.

I prefer the latter. Here's a smoker box. These are usually made of anything from cast iron (shown here) to cheap metal. If you're going to go this route, spend a little more and go with cast iron or stainless steel. You simply fill it with soaked chips and set it on the edge of one burner. As with any of these methods it will take some experimentation to find the best location on your grill. Next, we go Mac. Guyver with a couple homemade smoker boxes made from simple cans.

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Be careful not to use cans that are lined, like those used for tomatoes. These usually have a white interior. Here we have a version where you cut the top off of a can, punch holes in the other end, and set it in a larger can. You dump the chips in the smaller can, put the larger can on top, flip it over, then set it on your grate. Here's a little different twist on the previous can configuration.

If you have one of those can openers that cuts the bead around the can, just rinse it out, put the top back on, and punch a few holes in the lid with a bottle opener. Fill the can with soaked chips, put the lid on, and away you go. Last, but not least, we have the infamous foil pouch. The instructions to make one of these is usually printed on the wood chip bag, but here goes. It's a really easy one- use option.

Tear off a two pieces of foil about a foot long (one piece if it's heavy- duty). Put one to two cups of soaked chips on one side as shown. Fold one half over the other and double- fold each open end to create a sealed packet. Punch eight to ten holes in the top of the packet using a knife, skewer, or whatever else is lying around that is sharp. Lay the packet on top of the flavor bars/burner shield/rocks under the cooking grate (and above the burner).

Place it in a corner or far off to one side and not directly under where the food will be. The great thing about the packet method is that you can easily make various sizes depending on how much smoke you need, and for how long.

Tip: If you are cooking a large cut and need to smoke for a longer time, make an extra packet or two in advance so that you can just put a new one in as needed. Well, there you have it! Just because you have a gas grill doesn't mean that you have to forego the smokey goodness that is barbecue. With a little added effort and experimentation you will add a whole new dimension to your gas grilling. I should mention that these methods are also handy on a charcoal grill when all you have is wood chips, or where you just need a blast or whisper of smoke, as I recently did with some pork tenderloins. Note: I apologize for the poor picture quality. My wife took the SLR to So.

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I just knew that the Templeton Rye would be a great ingredient for the BBQ sauce to complement some spare ribs that I smoked last weekend. Pork always lends itself. I'm having a similar situation to the last poster, where I'm not seeing a lot of smoke. I have a Weber Genesis gas grill, front/middle/back burner set up, and I'm not. Want to watch this again later? Sign in to add this video to a playlist. UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Want To Smell Your Pot Smoke And I Don’t Think It Should Be Legalized.

I never, ever want Gwyneth Paltrow to change. What would life be without her? Some people hate her and find her irritating, but that’s beside her point. Gwyneth Paltrow’s self- centeredness and lack of a filter give me life. I was having a bad morning, so I put together some of my favorite Paltrow quotes to cheer me up — featuring Gwyneth name- dropping, hanging out with Beyonce, chillin’ with her wood burning stove and pretending she likes rap. Did I miss any good wall- punch- inducing sound bytes?

Leave your favorites in the comments. On her Nanny and her children: . On why she doesn’t get drunk: “No.

I think they’re the idiot people and I’m the normal person. But I don’t really go to parties where. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading.

I think, oh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public.”5. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $2.

On taking a retreat to Sedona, Arizona: . I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rock say: . You are your teacher. People don’t talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties. I like living here because I don’t tap into the bad side of American psychology, which is . Angry Birds Star Wars Free Download For Android Games Room on this page. On what her kids eat: . There’s absolutely nothing perfect about my life, but I just try hard.”1.

On living in Europe: “It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 1. B. C., it’s incredible.”1. Reminding us, again, that she’s best friends with Beyonce: . From The New Yorker article on Gwyneth Paltrow. She turned to the assembled guests.

Because this is the real deal. I would never do that. Being a voice of the people: “Every woman can make time . There have been countless times where I’ve worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.” . Criticizing people for being upset about 9/1.

I find the English amazing how they got over 7/7. There were no multiple memorials with people sobbing as they would have been in America. There, they are constantly scaring people but at the same time, people think nothing of going to see a therapist.”1. I just turned 2. 9, so I probably don’t have that many good years left in me.”2. Using her Madonna slang: “I’m just like any other regular mum; cooking, cleaning, wiping butts, picking up after kids, being a wife and helping the kids with their homework. Mind you, I’m terrible at maths. I can’t even do my six- year- old’s maths homework with her.”2.

Her guilty pleasure: ”My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.”2. On being a working mother: “I just look for interesting supporting. Some women can do it and that’s fantastic, but I can’t. You make choices as a wife and mother, don’t you? You can’t have it all. I don’t care what it looks like.”2. On The Met Gala: “I’m never going again.

I did not enjoy it at all.”3. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?'”3. But if he isn’t at home, I turn on the hip- hop. I’m like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.”3.

When asked what her last meal would be: . I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. How else could I get through my day? That, coupled with a lecture from Leonardo Di. Caprio (when he was nineteen and I was twenty- one) about how such animals are kept and processed, made me lose my desire for factory farm pork and beef right there.” .

There are certain requirements, but luckily I have a good base because I work out often. On living in Europe: .

But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ! Are those Juicy jeans that you. I have to get back to Europe. It is just a more adolescent culture. Could I use some butter and cheese and eggs in my cooking without going down some kind of hippie shame spiral?